weselec:

pocketcontents:

eyeteegee:

For days, weeks I’ve been trying to think up an alternate name for the Watergate Complex that would make all the “gate” scandals sound funny.

Things like Iranpenis, lewinskypenis or our very own utepenis. As you can see I’ve got a little bit blocked on penis, which might be the “root” of my problem. (see what I did there?)

The best I’ve got is the Ramsbottom Center so all the scandals would be suffixed with bottom but that’s not funny enough. Also I think it would be best if the name still started with Water. Just Water what?

A list of the “gate” scandals are here for reference.

This isn’t funny at all is it?

Anyway, get to it. You’re welcome.

I like the idea of substituting “gate” with a smaller passageway or opening like “hatch” or “flap.”

Doesn’t have the sexual connotation, however, but may remedy your blocked penis.

I’m going with “buttfuck”.

I defer to the “buttfuck”. Yes, that’s what she said.