9gag:
The Korean Pillow
Dear Santa,
Want.
Dec 18th
So, this came in the mail today along with the expected haul...
Dec 18th
“I do not understand,” reads an ancient line of pictographs...”
— Sumerians Look On In Confusion...
— Sumerians Look On In Confusion...
Dec 18th
Amazon.com: Fluxx Monty Python Fluxx Looney: Toys &...
Dec 18th
Surely, you jest.
Dec 18th
“While critics dubbed her a “ginger whinger”, supermarket...”
— Tesco withdraws Christmas card...
— Tesco withdraws Christmas card...
Dec 18th
Caganers: figurines of defecating world leaders in Catalan...
Dec 18th
Caganers (via Caganers: figurines of defecating world...
Dec 18th
The ‘caganer’ (literally...
Dec 18th
aimee-b-loved:
pikkutiikeri:
You know what this is? It’s...
Dec 18th
benmarvin:
fuckyeahthickbitches:
What is wrong with me...
Dec 18th
My MIL loves me so much she just cleaned...
AND brought me wine.
Dec 18th
alinasmith:
Okay, this is Annie Leonard. She spent ten...
Dec 17th
erinmargrethe:
mabelmoments:
Santa accused of being...
Dec 17th
true story.
sokeri: today a woman (girl? lady? chick?) came in with her new motorola cliq and her old...
Dec 17th
The Facebook Privacy Settings You've Lost...
Dec 17th
“Myths about pregnancy and sexual activity continue to...”
— Gaps found in young...
— Gaps found in young...
Dec 17th
via images.teamsugar.com
Am I the only one planning to wear...
Dec 17th
indefensible:
I bet she’s allergic to all the cool foods too.
And the ones she does, she...
Dec 17th
GPOYW The chocolate-covered edition.
Dec 17th
marleymarley:
rsmallbone:
meaghano:
syntheticpubes:
...
Dec 17th
Superindustriallove.com - Humor For The Future
Dec 17th
Watch
Sometimes, a manatee needs a song. Happy Birthday, Notactuallyme.
Dec 17th
Sweetie said he spent 30 minutes looking...
notactuallyme: That counts, right? When we were poor, starving college students, my husband...
Dec 17th
Look! I finally decorated. Sort of. Not really.
Dec 16th
Pain-free sleep
My man is sleeping next to me, sans whimpering. Bless ye vicodin for easing the pain in his bones...
Dec 16th
marleymarley:
ta-DAAAA!!!!!
I liked it better after the...
Dec 16th
yowhatsthehaps:
angelablack:
Just limbering up for...
Dec 16th
kaffeineme:
tinyclicks:
indefensible:
Welcome!...
Dec 16th
pufflepie:
I don’t want to know why.
The Prozac...
Dec 16th
New Cotton Queen Bed Doona Cover Set purple SNOOPY 4pc -...
Dec 16th
T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: SANTA RUBBED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH ON...
Dec 16th
Listening to my husband rock the sexy.
He’s on a conference call with his coworkers, pwning some serious ass, whilst wearing his...
Dec 16th
girlmonkey:
inthefade:
Did someone say meat?
The...
Dec 16th
things my developmentally disabled...
ruthakers: 1. if someone tells you you can’t have it. You pull your pants, along with your...
Dec 16th
wordishness:
This picture is up at CNN.com right now. I...
Dec 15th
Home
I made it home. My husband’s white blood cell counts keep dropping in spite of daily (double)...
Dec 14th
clapifyoulikeme:
pocketcontents:
LEGO (via califmom)
...
Dec 12th
(via califmom)
Dec 12th
LEGO (via califmom)
The boy’s birthday purchase. He...
Dec 12th
need to sleep
instead, i’m posting pictures of my kid to remind myself that this trip was important. my...
Dec 11th
tree pose (via califmom)
flamingos bring out the yogi in...
Dec 11th
size doesn’t matter (via califmom)
My son spent much...
Dec 11th
electric slide (via califmom)
Fun was had at Legoland.
Dec 11th
inthefade:
squibble:
Posted without comment.
I will...
Dec 11th
erinmargrethe:
I had to make myself a drug schedule. I’m...
Dec 10th
I stole marleymarley
sendchocolate: xntrek: blanddiva11: xntrek: pocketcontents: Not giving her back. That’s...
Dec 10th
I stole marleymarley
Not giving her back.
Dec 10th
My son is using dictionary.com's...
Dec 10th
MARLEY, LEGO HAS NO PLURALIS FORM!
marleymarley: do-over: marleymarley: chokladkakan: ONE PIECE OF LEGO, TWO LEGO PIECES, THREE...
Dec 10th
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??
yowhatsthehaps: I am imagining Cookie Monster as some sort of religious icon. YOU ARE VERY LUCKY...
Dec 10th
yayaa:
GPOYW: Bear hugs edition
Watch his hands. I think...
Dec 10th
via Comédia E Bizarros
While my back somehow managed to...
Dec 9th
thejohnblog:
GPOYW - I know. But the REAL question you...
Dec 9th
alinasmith:
Uh, tumblr? You feeling okay?
Acid: it comes...
Dec 9th
merlin:
GPOYBW
This is my bathroom. I am standing in it....
Dec 9th
Refreshing tumblr is more fulfilling...
Dec 9th
yowhatsthehaps:
LOOK! HE SENT ME A CHRISTMAS CARD! IT IS...
Dec 9th
donchiefnerd:
I’ve got biscuits on my fingers!
Screw...
Dec 9th
lickystickypickyme:
This is a condom. yikes.
Could have...
Dec 9th
danielsh:
Well played, Canada. Well played.
Invalid my...
Dec 9th
I move that we debate something more...
daniellei: pocketcontents: <snip> I am going to give you the biggest damn hug in San...
Dec 9th
Kiwi Reflection (via califmom)
Dec 9th
Kiwi (via califmom)
Many of you know my son is an Aspie...
Dec 9th
I move that we debate something more...
eyeteegee: pocketcontents: The reason this is so damn important? The plural of “LEGO” is not...
Dec 9th
I move that we debate something more...
The reason this is so damn important? The plural of “LEGO” is not “legos.”...
Dec 9th
Is this the party with the clown wigs?
Dec 9th
theduty:
the new 2010 Ford TimeSaver.
I thought I read...
Dec 9th
Why is everyone fighting? If I am funny,...
shoesonwrong: Are mommy and daddy getting a divorce? No, but Daddy and Daddy are.
Dec 9th
We don’t need Legoland. Mama took us to the zoo today!...
Dec 9th
Dear Legoland,
Closing today because of the fucked up weather? Fine. I’ll give you that. Closed on Tuesdays...
Dec 8th
sendchocolate:
I have a this.
Now I just have to figure...
Dec 8th
I'll have two of whatever it is that...
redcloud: marleymarley: YES. IT’LL TAKE TWO. I’m just guessing, but I think Ross only has one,...
Dec 8th
therealcherilyn:
shih-tzu’s camera shy but he says...
Dec 8th
burwell:
my shit doesn’t explode.
ok that’s a lie, i’ve...
Dec 8th
San Diego decided to have a little stormy weather today. We...
Dec 8th
halfbakedidea:
thisistheglamorous:
...
Dec 8th
stuffmygirlfriendlikes:
sniffyjenkins:
A girl taking...
Dec 7th
We have arrived in the land of LEGO
It’s awkward to be at our timeshare without my husband and daughter. The space that’s...
Dec 7th
the immune-system boosting shot my husband did NOT have to...
Dec 7th
my pre-flight serious face
Dec 7th
pre-flight serious face
Dec 7th
my son’s reaction to checking out his first virgin
...
Dec 7th
guillee:
Whoa. Are we going to need tauntauns?
I...
Dec 6th
worldwarmike:
These are the lady plugs that somehow found...
Dec 6th
funsizebytes:
There’s a place about 30 minutes from us...
Dec 5th
jonathaneunice:
I have no idea what these little alien...
Dec 5th
One more maudlin—but...
danielsh: I love Lindsay to death and have never not had fun with her. But the thing is that fun...
Dec 5th
I read formspring as foamspring and...
thedza: What is wrong with me? what is right with you?
Dec 4th
visiting Daddy at chemo
Dec 4th
vmarinelli:
I just tiptoed into my nine year old’s room in...
Dec 3rd
GPOYW next to your husband who’s getting Day 1 of...
Dec 2nd
I have an ENORMOUS desk chair that...
shoesonwrong: I’m afraid I may die here. i’m not sending help, but did apply a heart to...
Dec 2nd
Fuck Cancer, Fuck My Back, Fuck the...
Just booked 2 tickets to Sandy Eggo. I may not be able to drive my boy to Legoland for his 13th...
Dec 2nd
Waiting
Dec 1st
Watch
theduty:
SARAH PALIN BOOK SIGNING - Interviews with Supporters.
kill me now.
by...
Dec 1st
itsapinkbear:
theduty:
exactly how i see it.
Now you...
Dec 1st
asav:
jhulyjohns:
please, don’t (via Libelulas)
...
Dec 1st
yayaa:
quietbrava:
jhulyjohns:
I could look at this...
Dec 1st