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stefaroo:

thedailywhat:

Etsy Find of the Day: Homemade Longcat Fleece Scarf by Heather Dugger.

Longcat Fleece Scarf is five feet, six inches looooooooong.

See Also: Tacgnol Fleece Scarf.

[thanks lili!]

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkeeeee!!!!!

gordonshumway:

It’s 4:13 a.m., I’ve been awake for twenty-three hours and this just happened.

I’m not sure if this means yesterday sucked or today’s just off to a less-than-stellar start.

It means you’ve shattered the universe with your awesomeness.

erinmargrethe:

clembastow:

(New weapon in bushfire battle | Herald Sun)

I think the DC-10 firebomber is my new favourite badass plane (after the Reaper and the Predator, that is).

About fucking time, Victoria. California has been using these for decades. I grew up very close to the Ramona Airport and every fire season, the “bombers” would pass mere feet over my house.

Wasn’t summer until the borate bombers flew overhead. (Erin, we really did live parallel lives on opposite sides of the Sierras.)

erinmargrethe:

luckyshirt:

I’m in Solvang.

That’s only going to be funny to a very small group.

…of which I may be the only member.

So yeah: business as usual.

I do hope you had some Æbleskivers. I love how my mom’s family (from Denmark) ditched all the herring and saurkraut traditions and just kept the yummy pastry ones.

Lord, help me (and you). We’ve stayed in that exact motel.

Do eat the Danish. And the Æbleskivers, as Erin suggested.

m&m’s for @atsirhc

Which sort of implies that I’ve slept, but I haven’t. :D

That’s my glued-on happy face. I’ll be wearing it over my sleep-deprived scowl today.

I think I’ll take a bubble bath and ponder that.

danielsh:

Bitchy queens critique the interior design in amateur gay porn photos. You almost don’t notice how gross the guys are, the rooms are so horrifying.

Almost.

Not safe for work, obviously.

A must see/read. The descriptions are to die for.

steelopus:

…I’m just going around my house at midnight and making sure that the screws on all the outlets and switches are vertically aligned.

What?

NO; YOU’RE AN OCD!

Are they perpendicular to the baseboards?

stacey727:

pocketcontents:

stacey727:

pocketcontents:

Most puzzling is why I allowed my doctor to convince me to schedule my MRI for 7:40 AM, yes A. M. tomorrow morning.

If you’ll recall, I’m the one currently wrapping up Week Three of Sleep Training HELL because I suck at The Sleeping. That means that under the best of non-anxiety producing conditions (like no pressure to be anywhere in the morning) I have trouble getting to sleep AT ALL during the P.M. hours.

But, hey, I have health insurance, and we’ve met our high deductible many months ago. So, hopefully the puzzle of why I can’t feel much south of the border will be solved soon, as will the constant lower back pain that’s turned me into a bigger-than-usual bitch.

I just think that getting this done first thing is the best you can do, so you can relax for the rest of tomorrow.

And I hope you sleep.

Let us know that everything is just right as soon as you can.

And if not, tell us how we can help.

Thank you.

I wish I got to relax the rest of the day, that would probably make me less anxious. But in the afternoon, my daughter and I have a meeting with her supervising teacher (we homeschool) for end-of-quarter reviews. So, I have to be able to demonstrate some level of intellectual ability. There will be napping in between, though. Trust me.

I am positive that that meeting will go well.  How can it not, with you as the teacher? You seem, to me, as so together and prepared, that this meeting will be cake.  And in comparison to the other challenges you have faced, educating your kids, is probably the easiest.

You are the bomb.

Thanks, lady. Now, I’m gonna go rock the shit out of a muscle relaxer and some horizontal time.

stacey727:

pocketcontents:

Most puzzling is why I allowed my doctor to convince me to schedule my MRI for 7:40 AM, yes A. M. tomorrow morning.

If you’ll recall, I’m the one currently wrapping up Week Three of Sleep Training HELL because I suck at The Sleeping. That means that under the best of non-anxiety producing conditions (like no pressure to be anywhere in the morning) I have trouble getting to sleep AT ALL during the P.M. hours.

But, hey, I have health insurance, and we’ve met our high deductible many months ago. So, hopefully the puzzle of why I can’t feel much south of the border will be solved soon, as will the constant lower back pain that’s turned me into a bigger-than-usual bitch.

I just think that getting this done first thing is the best you can do, so you can relax for the rest of tomorrow.

And I hope you sleep.

Let us know that everything is just right as soon as you can.

And if not, tell us how we can help.

Thank you.

I wish I got to relax the rest of the day, that would probably make me less anxious. But in the afternoon, my daughter and I have a meeting with her supervising teacher (we homeschool) for end-of-quarter reviews. So, I have to be able to demonstrate some level of intellectual ability. There will be napping in between, though. Trust me.

Most puzzling is why I allowed my doctor to convince me to schedule my MRI for 7:40 AM, yes A. M. tomorrow morning.

If you’ll recall, I’m the one currently wrapping up Week Three of Sleep Training HELL because I suck at The Sleeping. That means that under the best of non-anxiety producing conditions (like no pressure to be anywhere in the morning) I have trouble getting to sleep AT ALL during the P.M. hours.

But, hey, I have health insurance, and we’ve met our high deductible many months ago. So, hopefully the puzzle of why I can’t feel much south of the border will be solved soon, as will the constant lower back pain that’s turned me into a bigger-than-usual bitch.

iainwith2is:

mathcat345:

luckyshirt:

34 years I’ve been on this planet.

That was the first time a girl has ever delivered a pizza to me.

And the first time I ever realized that the pizzas of my life have all been dudelivered.

And the first time a portmanteau has made me nervous.

If you used the word “portmanteau” while speaking to hot pizza delivery girl, I would like to know her reaction.

I always just called it a pizza warmer or pizza suitcase. I will not make that mistake e’er again.

Also, I like the newly coined “dudelivered.”

Someone is obviously working out with the dictionary; those mental biceps are bulging!

OK, I think the phrase ‘pizza suitcase’ has just entered my lexicon.

Um, ‘slice satchel’? At least that’s what the California pizza Betty uses for deliveries.